Legal services: 0.1 hours @ $350/hour = $35 (see attached timesheet)
Expenses: None.
Total Amount Invoiced: $35
This was the entire bill for the month. I'm not sure exactly what to say about this bill. I think the bill kind of speaks for itself. To get to the point where they are billing me for 1/10 of an hour is beyond my comprehension. And lawyers wonder why there are so many lawyer jokes!
I don't doubt that there was a phone call that took place, the lawyers billing system can attest to that. But what did we discuss? Was the call 4 minutes or 7 minutes or 5.24 minutes? Grumble. Grumble.