This was too funny to "passover".
An elderly man in Miami
calls his son in New York
and says, 'I hate to ruin
your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing.
'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.
'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in Chicago
and tell her,' and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, 'Like heck
they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'
She calls her father immediately and
screams at the old man, 'You are NOT getting
divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my
brother back, and we' ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a
thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says,
'They're coming for Passover and paying their own airfares.'
