Jewish Divorce

This was too funny to "passover".

An elderly man in Miami       calls his son in New York       and says, 'I hate to ruin       your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing.       'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.       'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.       'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you       call your sister in Chicago       and tell her,' and he hangs up.       
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, 'Like heck       they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'       She calls her father immediately and       screams at the old man, 'You are NOT getting       divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my       brother back, and we' ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a       thing,  DO  YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.       
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says,       'They're coming for Passover and paying their own airfares.'